“We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and — perhaps most importantly — that ’round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.”
Remember the time I made a petition to change the National Anthem to R. Kelly’s Ignition (Remix)? (via jean-luc-gohard)
treebeards:

I have ascended

I am so fucking proud of you Shannon
Jesus Christ

treebeards:

I have ascended

I am so fucking proud of you Shannon

Jesus Christ

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

THE WORLD IS ABUNDANT

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

wizardingpadfoot:

Reblog if you’re going to the Rose City Comic con.

howtofightloneliness:

Ode to Spot

leviskinnyjeans:

If I don’t stop, my illness will never be cured—Spoof on Titan 41

leviskinnyjeans:

If I don’t stop, my illness will never be cured—Spoof on Titan 41

workingamerica:

AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka spoke in Missouri today about the unfolding events in #Ferguson.
Full speech here—it’s a must read: http://bit.ly/1qX7cKq http://ift.tt/1y7Qizg

workingamerica:

AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka spoke in Missouri today about the unfolding events in #Ferguson.

Full speech here—it’s a must read: http://bit.ly/1qX7cKq http://ift.tt/1y7Qizg

apeworld:

Mr Cloud Mann Himself

jean-luc-gohard:

thesemightysecrets:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

-Jean-Luc Godard

I mean, I hope this is how one of my quotes ends up in the canon of important quotes, but I’m 100% not Jean-Luc Godard.

Tumblr telephone.